Stock Market History Since 1970

Stock Market History Since 1970

By Peter Coyne
Posted March 11, 2016

Peter Coyne checks in with a Friday funny. Here’s a spot-on history of stock market events since 1970…

Janet Yellen Launches New Ladies Fragrance

Janet Yellen Launches New Ladies Fragrance

By Peter Coyne
Posted June 17, 2015

Peter Coyne reports on the new scent of a (Federal Reserve chair)woman… stocks and bonds rally to all-time records on the news… gold investors panic after toughest trading day since 2011…

R.I.P. Tapir (5/22/13 - 10/29/14)

R.I.P. Tapir (5/22/13 - 10/29/14)

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Posted October 30, 2014

The Tapir, beloved pig-like mammal and financial machination, quietly passed away at 2:00 p.m. EST on October 29, 2014. He lived a misunderstood life and was held responsible for many things entirely out of his control. Nevertheless, he will be missed by all who thought they knew him…

18 Things You'll Never Hear a Portfolio Manager Say

18 Things You'll Never Hear a Portfolio Manager Say

Extra! By Ben Carlson
Posted May 1, 2014

Portfolio managers will tell you just about anything… Unless it adversely affects their chances of securing your business. Because, whether they admit it or not, they are first and foremost in the sales and marketing business. Today Ben Carlson shares 18 statements you’ll likely never hear from a portfolio manager…