Russia's Peeping at an Aging Empire

In its prime the US was made up almost entirely of assets worthy of a closer inspection. But, the years rolling by have not treated the aging superpower well. Her economy is sagging, she can barely afford to pay her bills that keep piling up, and, although she was once easily able hold her own against adversaries, she now has much less spring in her step.

Yep, the US may have provided some mighty fine eye candy back in the day… but, those days seem long gone. It’s probably in everyone’s best interest to respectfully avert their eyes in the event of her overexposure.

We spotted this cartoon over at The Mess That Greenspan Made, which simply questioned, why spy?