Abra Cadaver!

“A snake that cannot shed its skin dies,” Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote.

And yet Joke Biden, who has one foot in the Oval Office and the other in the grave, continues to pilfer oxygen from the rest of us humans.

After his debate disaster with The Donald, it’s nearly certain President Emeritus and Klaus Schwab wannabe Barack Obama called Biden to tell him Kamala Harris, Biden’s “loyal” Veep, approved using the 25th Amendment to remove him from office.

And that was after Obama’s buddy George Clooney wrote an op-ed in The New York Times asking Biden to step down, mere weeks after stealing $30 million from Hollywood donors on Biden’s behalf.

Sulking, Biden disappeared for a few days—you know, just to gather his thoughts. It takes him a while to do that, like hunting for easter eggs in a field the size of the Great Plains.

Then Biden held a hastily planned news conference. Looking like his granddaughter combed his hair with buttered toast, he told the nation, “This isn’t about me. It’s about you.”

But it really was about the coup d’etat the Deep State just pulled off.

Defeated but still proud, Biden endorsed the dumbest politician on earth, Kamala Harris, to succeed him on the Democrat ticket, bequeathing her his vast campaign chest and potentially setting the stage for a disastrous presidency.

This is the same Kamala Harris who, as California Attorney General, incarcerated over 1,700 black men for minor marijuana offenses, only to later joke about her own marijuana use. This is the same Kamala Harris who couldn’t even secure a single delegate in the 2020 Democrat primary.

“There is no Michelle Obama on this year’s ticket, Barry. Take that!” Biden must have mumbled to himself.

Biden – or whoever’s at the controls – refuses to go gentle into the good night. His next target is SCOTUS.

Mike Johnson: DOA

You’d think after Biden’s opponent took a headshot at a rally, he’d mind his rhetoric.

“Nah, it’ll be fine,” Biden probably feels… because he no longer thinks.

The latest target – besides Johnson – is the Supreme Court.

Joke Biden, a man who spent 36 years in the Senate, 8 years as Vice President, and 4 years as President, wants to introduce term limits of 18 years for Supreme Court justices. On any other timeline, he’d be laughed out of the building and ridiculed as a hypocrite.

But because White Liberal Women™ are so upset at Trump’s nominees for throwing Roe v Wade back to the States, this asinine idea is getting a hearing.

The last time I looked, this was quite important. The U.S. Constitution states in Article III, Section I:

The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.

In short, once the Senate confirms the justice, they can sit on the bench until they come out feet first. The Founding Fathers purposely did this so judges were never subject to the whims of an electorate. If a justice isn’t impeached and convicted, he stays until retirement or death.

Ok, I get that some people don’t like justices accepting gifts from parties who may have cases on the court. Fine, then impeach them. We already have that mechanism to remove improper justices.

This brings us to Mike Johnson, the Republican Speaker of the House.

Rightly, Johnson dismissed Biden’s bird-brained (he should be so lucky) plan to reform the Court. Johnson said, “Biden’s plan was dead on arrival (DOA).”

When a reporter asked him about this, Biden asked, “Who said that?”

The reporter replied, “Speaker Johnson.”

Biden said, “Tell him he is.”

The reporter asked for confirmation.

Biden reiterated, “Tell him he’s dead on arrival.”

Little Gray Cells

If Biden isn’t fit to run again, he’s not fit to lead now, and this genuinely proves it. He was an intellectual amoeba when he had his marbles.

Before he was elected President, Joe Biden was known as “the man who plagiarized Neil Kinnock’s speech in 1987.” Seriously, that’s how the BBC used to introduce him every time.

Johnny Carson made a joke about this 37 years ago. Yes, Carson was still on television when Biden was already proving himself a dunce.

I just wish he’d go and stop causing a commotion, but then we’d be stuck with Cacklin’ Kamala for the remainder of Biden’s term.

That the media is “bigging” her up is proof the media is in bed with the DNC, as if you needed proof. And make no mistake, Harris can win this election. How, besides cheating, you ask?

If the Right makes this about race (Indian or Black, your guess is as good as mine) or gender, they’ll lose the female center and, hence, the election.

My advice is this: let her run her mouth. Whenever she talks, an angel loses its wings… and most people smack their heads so hard they get slightly concussed.

I look forward to when she once again says, “What can be, unburdened by what has been…” It should be the new tagline for Preparation H.

Wrap Up

Dan Quayle may have been an idiot, but at least he was kept in a box, away from the levers of power. Kamala Harris wouldn’t spell potato with an “e,” but she can’t answer a straight question without a teleprompter.

But first, we need to ensure Bumbling Biden doesn’t confuse his nursing button with the red one.