Why Bernanke's Money Printing Promises Spell Disaster
Today, we’re headed up to the ranch… Which means we’re going to take a few days off from these daily reckonings.
Instead of reckoning with gold, fed policy, stocks and interest rates…we’re going to reckon with things that are easier to understand but harder to actually do anything about. Cattle. Water. Grapes. Capers.
Capers? Yes, apparently, the high, dry valleys are good for growing capers.
“Why bother,” asked a friend in Paris. “Aren’t you supposed to be enjoying that place? You don’t want to work when you go there.”
Au contraire. We like working. Especially on things we know nothing about.
Truth is, we barely knew what capers were. Those little salty things that they put in with fish, olives, pickles. We don’t really know what they do with them. But we’re going to plant some anyway to see how they do…
It helps keep the people up there busy. Otherwise, they have no jobs. We feel the heavy weight of a landowner’s responsibility…to make the farm more than just a place to relax. We have to try to make it pay!
Meanwhile, stocks, commodities, practically everything is slobbering…breathing hard…hot and bothered. Probably capers too. Why? Because everything points to more easy money from the Fed. And everyone knows what easy money does. It causes prices to bubble up. Asset prices, that is. It doesn’t do much for the economy – not when the economy is de-leveraging. But it can really cause havoc in the financial markets.
The Dow went up another 75 points yesterday. Oil is up to $83. Gold is headed to $1,400 – and after that, the moon.
Whee! What fun it is to think about all that new, Fed-created money bubbling into the markets…pushing up everything in its path…
Ben Bernanke gave the Japanese some advice about 10 years ago. He said that if their economy was stuck in the doldrums it was their own damned fault. He didn’t put it that way. He said their problems were largely “self-induced.” Which is a polite way of saying it was their owned damned fault.
He made it clear that he wouldn’t let that happen to him. He’d use the tools at his disposal to light a fire under the economy. Anyway, that’s what he told them.
And now, here he is. In Tokyo. Well, not literally in Tokyo. You know what we mean. He’s faced with almost the same set of problems that faced the Japanese – a sluggish, de-leveraging, funky kind of economy.
“Across the US, long recovery looks like recession,” says The New York Times.
So far, Bernanke has done about the same things they Japanese did. And so far, he’s gotten about the same results.
But investors are betting that he won’t stop there. They’re betting that they can take him at his word…that he’ll pull the trigger on enough quantitative easing to light up the whole world. Or blow it up.
Yes, the markets seem to be jumping for joy at the prospect. Ben Bernanke is supposed to announce a program of easy money…not just a little easy money…but a lot of it. Analysts are talking about the Fed buying between $100 billion and $1.5 trillion in bonds.
Of course, investors have probably already priced that kind of QE into the price structure. So, what are they gonna do if Bernanke does the expected thing?
Ben Bernanke’s momma didn’t raise no moron. He knows the whole world is watching. If his gesture falls short of what investors expect, they’ll sell. And if he doesn’t do something dramatic, they’ll accuse him of being a coward…and they’ll sell too. Only if he surpasses their expectations will asset prices really take off. And, of course, the dollar will fall. Which is what he’s hoping for.
It will be a disaster for the economy. Printing press money always is. But it should be fun to watch.