Geography Is Destiny

If you seek understanding of a nation’s foreign policy — and its political orientation — please consult a map.

That is because the map — nine times of 10 — will yield you your answer.

The map makes a mockery of theory. See the map and the scales will then go falling from your eyes.

The map clarifies.

Why did Germany pick two mighty fights last century? Why is neighboring Switzerland so docile?

Why is Russia so given to paranoia? Why did liberty sink root in the fertile political soil of Great Britain and its New World castoffs?

Again, the map supplies the answers. Let us first consider the aforesaid Germany…

Naked Upon the North European Plain

Germany inhabits the North European Plain. This plain is a defenseless and nearly infinite expanse stretching from the English Channel in the West clear through to Russia’s Ural Mountains in the East.

The geography is a massively extended pancake. Its flatness affords Germany little natural defense.

Thus Germany stands exposed, naked upon the North European Plain.

To her southwest lies formidable France. To her east snarls the menacing Russian bear.

Hence she is squeezed between the French and Russian vise, squeezed between two rivals.

A conundrum!

Germany’s 1871 unification — with its vast military and industrial potential — alarmed both France and Russia.

Sandwiched between them both, this French and Russian alarm in turn alarmed Germany.

What if they leagued together… and besieged her from two sides?

It is no exaggeration to argue that The Great War and its 1939 sequel represented German efforts to solve the riddle — to escape the vise grip.

Historians decry the Kaiser and the moustached Austrian corporal for initiating both conflagrations.

They might first blame the German geography.

Geography and Liberty

What about neighboring Switzerland? Why does she lack the bloodlusting aggression of her Teutonic neighbor?

Again, geography holds the answer.

Switzerland is heavily alpine, and famously so. And mountains are murder on marauders. These Alps form very high walls, behind which the Swiss can shelter.

Switzerland has been trespassed by foreign armies, it is true. Yet the geographical explanation for her listless nonaggression remains valid.

Is it any wonder then that liberty flourished so beautifully in Switzerland?

Unlike exposed-on-two sides Germany… vulnerable upon the North European Plain… Switzerland’s alpine defenses largely relieve it of invasion fears.

In that geography liberty can plant itself. A people situated therein enjoys the luxury of peaceful pursuits under liberty’s reign.

Liberty is unlikely to plant itself in a land perpetually subject to invasion. This land’s residents cannot afford the luxury of liberty.

They must be forever on watch. They must adopt a more collective orientation.

Again, geography forms a heavy influence.

Shall we consider the Russian example?

The Mongols, the French, the Germans, Oh My

Like Germany, Russia sits on the open North European Plain. This of course exposes her to western invasion.

Messieurs Bonaparte and Hitler exploited fully this vulnerability — the former in 1812 — the latter in 1941.

And to the east?

Russia’s nearly infinite steppes stretch clear through to Mongolia. For what is Mongolia best known?

Genghis Khan and the Golden Horde of marauding horsemen who terrorized Eurasia.

Crossing these grassy seas, Mongol invaders besieged and conquered Russia.

Thus Russia stands vulnerable to invasion from both east and west alike. History has demonstrated this fact to high effect.

Is it any wonder then why Russia appears so paranoid of territorial transgression?

Is it any wonder why Russia is so jealous of its influence over Ukraine — and why the prospect of Ukrainian absorption into a western military alliance freezes Russia’s blood?

We hazard it is no wonder whatsoever.

This paranoia springs from Russian history. And Russian history has been written largely by geography.

Let us now take up a geographical consideration of the United States…

God Smiles Upon the United States

God filled two oceans — Atlantic to the right, Pacific to the left — to moat it off from marauders.

Russia may have its “General Winter,” it is true. The abovesaid Bonaparte and Hitler can attest to his superior generalship.

Yet Russia’s General Winter is nothing against Admirals Atlantic and Pacific of the United States Navy.

They keep any invader at length.

Meantime, God emplaced two geopolitical blanks against American land borders, two punchless bantams.

One squats to the north, Canada. One sits to the south, Mexico.

Imagine a cat bordered north and south by mice.

That is the American position — a cat bordered by two mice.

God furthermore blessed the United States with vast tracts of fertile, bountiful land… an extended capillary system of internal waterways… natural harbors from which to send things out… and to take things in.

What other nation has enjoyed such natural, God-granted riches? None can approach it.

“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards and the United States of America,” concluded

Germany’s Otto von Bismarck.

All available evidence indicates it is true. And of these God-blessed categories, we conclude God has most blessed the United States of America.

She has absorbed more divine favor than the most foolish fool or the drunkest drunkard.

God’s Sense of Humor

Has God given the United States a Baltimore… a Detroit… a Cleveland?

Has He populated its capital with rogues, rascals, cadges, chiselers, grifters and swindlers, with fools and drunkards?

Well, friends, maybe He has. We must conclude that He has a mischievous, even puckish sense of humor, this God. He delights in pulling noses.

Yet the central fact remains: He has nonetheless showered America with such immense natural extravagance.

In quiet moments, often in the small hours of night, we often marvel…

Why are we so fortunate as to reside in this Eden, this El Dorado, this Elysium? Countless others in the world’s various hells are infinitely more deserving.

But to proceed…

Much like Switzerland, the American geography sprouts people free to focus on freedom.

Of course these people are free to make jackasses of themselves. They often do. But let it go for now.

America’s liberty-leaning she shares with her mother, Great Britain. And again, here geography offers us insight.

English Liberty Because of the English Channel

The English Channel has proven an excellent moat. When was England last invaded? 1066?

It is no surprise then that Great Britain gave us the Magna Carta. Its geography affords a freedom against invasion — and like Switzerland, an orientation toward political liberality.

Geography likewise blesses the Commonwealth it hatched. New Zealand is an island nation and Australia is a continent.

Neither faces foreign harassment. And both like to talk about liberty (whether they mean it or not. Their COVID-era raids upon liberty were among the most extravagant on Earth).

Would Great Britain or any of its offshoots soak themselves in liberty if their geographies were different?

We hazard they would not. Imagine any of them sharing the German geography or the Russian geography.

Their orientations would be more German or Russian than English, American, New Zealander or Australian.

We must conclude that a map will teach you far more about this world than a groaning bookcase of encyclopedias will teach you about this world.

Is demographics destiny? Well then, geography is destiny.

Close the book, we say — and open a map.