Glossary Term:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

noun \an-tee-dis-uh-stab-lish-muh n-tair-ee-uh-niz uh m\

Increasing the size of government without objection… one unread bill at a time.

Other Glossary Terms:

1%

noun \ˈwən pər-ˈsent\

An attitude, not an amount.

3D Printing

noun \ˈthrē dē ˈprin-tiŋ\
A process by which end-users (or “makers” as they call themselves) can create insane amounts of plastic nick-nacks, virtually at will and barely any cost, with the push of a button.

Age of Ignorance

noun \ˈājˈäv ˈig-n(ə-)rən(t)s\
The period directly preceding the Information Age. Because there was no internet yet, only some people knew some things but nearly everyone knew they didn’t know everything. (See also the Information Age.)

All of the Problems

noun \ˈȯl ˈäv thə ˈprä-bləms\
What the Fed should’ve solved already. We’re talking about unemployment… the cost of living… U.S. output… stock prices… the shrinking middle class… monthly limits on cell phone data usage… bad pizza…broken marriages… Miley Cyrus and all of the other problems.