Glossary Term:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

3D Printing

noun \an-tee-dis-uh-stab-lish-muh n-tair-ee-uh-niz uh m\

Increasing the size of government without objection… one unread bill at a time.

Other Glossary Terms:

Carry Trade

noun /ˈkerē trād/

Borrowing cheaply from one sucker in order to loan to an even bigger sucker at a higher rate. Pocket the difference. Rinse. Repeat. A two-step method that even your talentless brother-in-law can use to make oodles of money.

1%

noun \ˈwən pər-ˈsent\

An attitude, not an amount.

Economist

noun \i-ˈkä-nə-mist\

Someone who doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism

noun \an-tee-dis-uh-stab-lish-muh n-tair-ee-uh-niz uh m\

Increasing the size of government without objection… one unread bill at a time.

Cashstration

noun \ˈkash-ˌtrāt -shən\

The temporary financial impotence you experience after buying and fixing up a house.

3D Printing

noun \ˈthrē dē ˈprin-tiŋ\
A process by which end-users (or “makers” as they call themselves) can create insane amounts of plastic nick-nacks, virtually at will and barely any cost, with the push of a button.

Zugzwang

noun \t-sk-tsväng\
The point where every move or decision available to you will worsen your situation… like after you forget your wife’s birthday.

ZIRP

noun \ˈzərp\
The sound The Bernanke makes after he sees his fly’s open. (See also The Bernank.)

Young Al Greenspan

Young Al Greenspan

biographical Name \ˈyəŋ Ahl ˈGrēn-ˌspan\
“The Undertaker”. A disciple of Ayn Rand’s in the ’50s and ’60s. Wrote the seminal work Gold and Economic Freedom. Soon after, he mysteriously disappeared. Though highly implausible, some rumor that he is related to Old Alan Greenspan. (See also Old Alan Greenspan.)

Yahoo!

interjection \ˈyā-(ˌ)hü\
What you yell after selling your tech stocks to some poor sucker for more than you paid for them.