I flashed to the scene where the guy is up to his neck in quicksand, a worried knit shadows his brow, a poisonous adder coiled just outside the pit, a lion waiting in the bushes–a lion that had not eaten in nearly a week, puzzling through the odds of pulling him out whilst avoiding the adder and not getting trapped alongside.

Yep, like John sez: the worst recovery since the great depression…made me laugh out loud.